Hilarious

I just got this from my friend Shell
If you find this offensive then get da fuck off my blog, asshole!

IN AN EFFORT TO IMPROVE RACE RELATIONS, THIS IS FOR YOU... I HOPE ANYONE WHO READS THIS WILL FIND IT HUMOROUS, NOT OFFENSIVE.. 10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit: 1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. 10 people to a car are considered too many. 7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Spending $15,000 dollars on "la quiñcianera" for a 15 year old birthday is not normal. 10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your house.